i hate those stupid little turds! they bite and sqirm and poop- a lot! they are the worst pet to have! and mr gardner if you see this once I walk into class say "i love bananas" ok??
Maybe you should just think about their cuteness before u make me TICKED OFF! Okay, so maybe next time you start being cruel to animals, think about if you were a guinea pig and how you would feel... HMMNMMMMM?
They do suck! all they do is eat, sleep, piss everywhere and shit. They smell, they run and hide and lastly they're no fun. Why buy a pet that just sits there and runs away from you. Cute? really... I dont see whats so cute about them.
yea i agree. theyre not fukkin cute whatsoever. they take 347394873983739847 shits per minute, will piss directly on you while staring you dead in the eye...theyr expensiv, boring, make obnoxious sounds, stink like fuk, have beady lifeless eyes..the list goes on...they need fukkin manicures and are about as far from cool as animals can be. they look like metrosexual beavers. they got nasty shit infested chicken feet. they live in perpetual fear, even in houses where there is no threat of harm an everyone likes them. spoiled douchebag pokemon. my mom got 2. they deserve to be taken to the chinese restaurant. theyre much more cool as general tso's chicken than a pet. cute?nah. thats not an accurate description. they all are nothing but different shitty haircuts with a face. i believe thats what crawled atop donald trumps head an died. horrible bullshit creatures. to those that like them, i will never understand what you see in them. and their fools. they must eat their own shit or they will die. that is testament to its inherent stupidity: when presented with the choice to either eat shit or die, they choose to eat shit and live. i dont know where they could ever exist in the wild. something would kill n eat them the moment them beady eyes hit the sunlight. but maybe their epic n legendary vile nature makes them unappetizing to predators. no snake wants a mouthful of brown shit flavored tic tacs. cheers. my advice to people lookin to git a pet: git a snake, spider, or something else kickass. or maybe a cat. those are fukking awesome. but git a guinea pig, you will more than likely regret it. so lame. later. <3 natalie cleotatra kobrapuke
Mice and rats are better. They love to cuddle and will come over when called. Also they are quiet and cute. No "WHEEEK WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK" all night.
As for the pissing and shitting it can't be controlled by mice, but you can actually litter train rats. Males will still piss to mark but females can do both in the litter box in their enclosure.
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Maybe you should just think about their cuteness before u make me TICKED OFF! Okay, so maybe next time you start being cruel to animals, think about if you were a guinea pig and how you would feel... HMMNMMMMM?
im just sayin
They do suck! all they do is eat, sleep, piss everywhere and shit. They smell, they run and hide and lastly they're no fun. Why buy a pet that just sits there and runs away from you. Cute? really... I dont see whats so cute about them.
yea i agree. theyre not fukkin cute whatsoever. they take 347394873983739847 shits per minute, will piss directly on you while staring you dead in the eye...theyr expensiv, boring, make obnoxious sounds, stink like fuk, have beady lifeless eyes..the list goes on...they need fukkin manicures and are about as far from cool as animals can be. they look like metrosexual beavers. they got nasty shit infested chicken feet. they live in perpetual fear, even in houses where there is no threat of harm an everyone likes them. spoiled douchebag pokemon. my mom got 2. they deserve to be taken to the chinese restaurant. theyre much more cool as general tso's chicken than a pet. cute?nah. thats not an accurate description. they all are nothing but different shitty haircuts with a face. i believe thats what crawled atop donald trumps head an died. horrible bullshit creatures. to those that like them, i will never understand what you see in them. and their fools. they must eat their own shit or they will die. that is testament to its inherent stupidity: when presented with the choice to either eat shit or die, they choose to eat shit and live. i dont know where they could ever exist in the wild. something would kill n eat them the moment them beady eyes hit the sunlight. but maybe their epic n legendary vile nature makes them unappetizing to predators. no snake wants a mouthful of brown shit flavored tic tacs. cheers. my advice to people lookin to git a pet: git a snake, spider, or something else kickass. or maybe a cat. those are fukking awesome. but git a guinea pig, you will more than likely regret it. so lame. later. <3 natalie cleotatra kobrapuke
Your right.guinea pigs are useless ugly stupid vermin filth.
You are so stupid go to hell
Die fucking shitdick
Mice and rats are better. They love to cuddle and will come over when called. Also they are quiet and cute. No "WHEEEK WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK" all night.
As for the pissing and shitting it can't be controlled by mice, but you can actually litter train rats. Males will still piss to mark but females can do both in the litter box in their enclosure.
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